The Correlation Between My Daughter And APC Government!
People of God, good morning!
I bring you greetings from the depth of my heart!
You know I don’t gossip, I just want to share something with you.
I don’t know if you have seen one article currently in circulation online about the needed adjustment to alleviate this current fuel hike and the corresponding inflation of goods and services that will follow.
So this morning, after dressing my three-year-old daughter for school, I told her we will be walking to school today.
*“You will not take the car?” she asked.*
“No, I will not, we will walk, it is a good way to exercise”, I explained.
*“Okay, we will walk”, she agreed, making a demonstration of how people walk.*
Oh, what an understanding daughter! You know, my wife and I have always been thrilled with the way she easily gets pacified once you explain to her. Her mature disposition to explanations sweeps me off my feet all the time.
Then it was time to go to school.
Then she struck! *“You will carry me on your neck and we will walk to school”, she said innocently.*
“But you said we will walk to school, why do I have to carry you on my neck?” I queried.
*“Yes Daddy, we will walk, you will carry me on your neck to do horse ride like this (making a demonstration again) and you will walk and take me to my school”.*
People of God, I took the car key and gently drove her to school!
APC met a bag of rice at 9,500 and it rose to 50,000 we still did not eat sand, we have seen 11, and the 12th will not kill us!
Happy new month my people!
Don’t fret over anything, just relax and take a day at a time, this too shall pass!
We will thrive even in this dispensation!
Idede Oseyande
Benin, Edo State
(c)June 2023
